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eh, what's up doc? said...
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Jay said...

Oh boy. Let's hope it never comes to that.

Revealed said...

@jay: But *even* if it does, don't worry. Cos we will save you :D. Hehehe.

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Confused & Baffled said...

you're a molecular geneticist?? geek, nerd, horn-rimmed spectacled fashion-disaster (hence the lab coat to cover) i dub thee!

lol...come to think of it, if the world comes to the point of armageddon and all that can save us is a cast iron block 50x50mm which must be filed to 46x46mm, a 1st year mechanical engineering student is the man! true my first block came to 45x43, but the 2nd one was dead-accurate.

Heh Heh said...

scary scenario. you totally shook my geek finance-y world that's totally built of little blocks of MATLAB code and stochastic differntial equations and such-like.
How about cool molecular geneticist bumper stickers like:
"Replicators r' us" and "God is a molecular geneticist"
And do molecular geneticist girls (mgg) complain to other mggs after an unsuccessful date -- "He's not really my phenotype"?

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J. Alfred Prufrock said...

(blinks in complete incomprehension)

J.A.P.

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And why is it my dear flaffy, that we make-believe this 0.8% 300ml Agarose gel moving 3 inches on a soggy (soggy, right?) filter paper under 5 minutes is gonna do the trick? I mean for all you know, starting a compressor might be just as effective! Whatcha say?
Oh and by the way, you needed a Bond to prove your point!
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@TMWWT: We are not selfish genes! We are *made* of selfish genes! I really wish people would brush up on their Basic Genetics! As for SE, I'm not even gonna go there! *shudders and says Not that! and waits fearfully for her system to reboot whatever that is!*

@c&b: Just you wait till the world has to be saved by moving agarose gels! That's all I'm going to say! (and there are *no* second chances when it comes to saving the world! Hmmph!)

@heh heh: Welcome :). 'MATLAB code and stochastic differntial equations ' *like JAP blinks in incomprehension* Loveeee the bumper stickers!! That's even cooler than the DNA double helix tattoo I was gonna get ;). As for afterd8 conversations, you wrong us! We normally take a little sterile syringe with us to dinner and when date is appropriately drunk we stick him with it and draw a blood sample, so that we can analyze it in the lab next day and say 'He's not my genotype'.

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@JAP: Welcome to my world ;).

@BM:You *always* need Bond to prove a point!!! I admit that there *is* a faint possibility that there might come a time when starting a compressor might do the trick but we're focussing on deathly dangerous situations involving 0.8% 300ml gels :D. Work with me :P

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@revealed : ok ok I missed a word....dont get all "Mendele" on me will you? :p:)
And oh be rest assured I know my basic genetics..what do you think I decided to "break the ice" with that hot girl from biology class ( eons ago ) who basically thought Kahona Pyaar Hai was "super cool" and Hrithik was "chweet" ?

The_Girl_From_Ipanema said...

lol @ the post, & phenotype/genotype comments. and more power to us and ptuiiiiiii to the rest.

the future lies in 0.8% agarose.

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@TMWWT: As long as I don't get Mengele on you, you should rejoice ;). And anyone who thinks anything is chweet and isn't 5 years old you outta beware of :D.

@TGFI: Yayyy :). I was feeling a little beleagured here. So glad you joined the party :D

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We normally take a little sterile syringe with us to dinner and when date is appropriately drunk we stick him with it and draw a blood sample..

Right. remind me never to go on a date with an mgg.

For all I know, you mggs could be extracting all that blood only to place it at the altars of your evil overlords (the ones who will eventually sign on your dissertations). if my overlords are any indication, I am sure the ones in your part of academic hell are equally bloodthirsty.

ok. this phd thing is clearly making me paranoid.

and mildly insane.

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@heh heh: I think I speak for mggs everywhere when I say that if our overlords ever asked us for blood samples from our dates we'd NEVER EVER EVER even dream of refusing them :D. So you're quite right to be afraid :P. Insanity and a PhD are the same thing. Different words is all.

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