Facts About Me You Never Thought You'd Know

1. EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT RING?
To hold? Yes :D. Mighty shiny it was. Had an irresistible urge to slip it on my finger and then pretend I'd lost it. But all to no avail cos of my freakishly small fingers onto which nothing normal-sized fits! Tch.

2. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP?
Twenty four years this December.

3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED?
Hmmm. Ready-to-eat Pasta sauce (do I have cool friends or what? :D).

4. EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE?
Hahahaha. Ever not dropped a cell phone is the question to ask. And the answer to that is no, I have a spotless record.

5. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT?
Ugh! Bad question! No donut for you.

6. THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON?
Shoes (*sigh* I think it would be best to marry the CEO of DSW, currently trying to unearth him/her), clothes, chocolate (3 bucks for a bar, it's daylight robbery!), alcohol, ciggies (damn those things! You'd think they'd make death tubes cheap, wouldn't you?)

7. LAST FOOD YOU ATE?
Umm lemme think. Cashewnuts for lunch :D.

8. FIRST THINGS YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Ass, of course! And then, the drink in his hand. You can find out everything you need to know about him from these two things. Trust me *nods head wisely*

9. ONE FAVORITE SONG?
Oh no oh no oh no. Can't answer this one. As someone told me recently, I opened the door to that one a crack and then had to shut it on the avalanche :D.

10. WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
Mostly, in my head. Sometimes outside of it. The outside bits are shockers.

11. HIGH SCHOOL YOU ATTENDED:
What made you think I attended high school? Was it my sophisticated, cultured, upper-middle class British accent? Cos that's just fake.

12. CELL PHONE SERVICE PROVIDER:
Cingular (morons! service with the lowest dropped calls, my foot!)

13. FAVORITE MALL STORE:
Elementary, m'dear Tag-maker! Disney.

14. LONGEST JOB YOU HAD:
By job, we mean? Cos based on my definition of job, I can think of any number, including watching pots boil while attempting to cook, trying to update my lab book after two months of just letting it slide, cleaning my room, endless list see?

15. DO YOU OWN A PAIR OF DICE?
Umm no. Not even one douse.

16. DO YOU PRANK CALL PEOPLE?
Yesh, yesh. We are much in demand for the prank call service. We excels at it.

17. LAST WEDDING YOU ATTENDED:
My best friend's sister's. Oh wait! Was that a wedding? I can't remember. I think there was a groom around somewhere but I'm unable to confirm it (there was Scotch though, so maybe it wasn't a wedding?).

18. FIRST FRIEND YOU'D CALL IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY:
Tsk! Don't be stupid. Wouldn't call anyone. My precioussssssss.

19. LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Hmm. Technically I don't have one best friend. I'm gonna say four months ago was the last time I saw any of my best friends.

20. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT
Don't do fast food.

21. BIGGEST LIE YOU HAVE EVER HEARD:
It's gonna be okay.

23. WHERE'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO EAT WITH FRIENDS?
Absurd. I don't know.

24. CAN YOU COOK?
Hahaha. If Yan can cook.

25. WHAT CAR DO YOU DRIVE?:
Toyota. Whoo hoooo.

26. BEST KISSER?
Me, definitely.

27. LAST TIME YOU CRIED?:
Hmmm. Dunno. I cry easy. Bits of Luce's In Spite of the Gods made me almost cry! Go figure.

28. MOST DISLIKED FOODS:
McD's fries. Ewwwwwwww.

29. THING YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF:
Like everything equally well. We don't believe in fear or favor.

30. THING YOU DISLIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF:
Tsk. What's not to like? I rock.

32. LONGEST SHIFT YOU HAVE WORKED AT A JOB?:
16 hours. I don't remember the last couple of hours. But somehow I made it to bed cos I woke up in it (my bed, I mean).

33. FAVORITE MOVIE?
Uh oh. This is really like my closet at home. I can't afford to keep opening it up and have years of accumulated stuff fall on my head.

34. CAN YOU SING?
Awesomely well. Anyone who's heard me murdering songs in my car or in the shower will attest to this fact.

35. LAST CONCERT ATTENDED?
Snow Patrol.

36. LAST KISS?
No, no. At least I hope not. I have miles to lay before I sleep, surely?

37. LAST MOVIE RENTED:
Blue.

38. THINGS YOU NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT?
Keys, cell phone, gloss, in theory. In practice there's nothing I haven't left the house without.

39. FAVORITE VACATION SPOT:
Hypothetically (since I've never been there but I've always wanted to and I *know* I'll positively adore it), Rotterdam. Ever since I heard it.

43. LAPTOP OR DESKTOP COMPUTER?:
Lappy.

44. FAVORITE COMEDIAN?:
My sis. She's the funniest person ever :).

45. DO YOU SMOKE?
You can make me answer a 100 irrelevant questions about myself, and you can make me force innocent people to read my answers but you cannot make me lie. Hah!

46. SLEEP WITH OR WITHOUT CLOTHES?
Depends on the weather. Because of this fan-phobia I have, I have to keep my fan running at a specific speed because my bed is positioned such that at that speed even if the fan breaks and falls down it won't fall on me :D. Precise calculations (based on angle of bed to fan, direction of blade rotation, velocity of blade speed and torque) that can't be upset, y'know? So, since I can't adjust the fan I simply adjust my clothes. Simple :)

47. WHO SLEEPS WITH YOU EVERY NIGHT?
Of late heh heh's ghastly reptilian sheep. Sigh.

48. DO LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS WORK?:
Nuh uh! Are you fucking kidding me?

49. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN PULLED OVER BY THE POLICE?
Once, just once. Was plenty.

50. PANCAKES OR FRENCH TOAST?
French toast if the thing *has* to be done. Ghastly waste of bread, milk and eggs if you ask me though.

51. DO YOU LIKE COFFEE?:
Better than I like headaches, si.

52 HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
Umm inside my ovary where they belong?

53. DO YOU BELIEVE IN ASTROLOGY?:
Astrology, as in horoscopes? Why? Did my mum send you? Is that a horoscope you're hiding behind your back? *looks around suspiciously for lurking horoscope-holding mum*

54. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?:
Hmmm. Girl friend. One of the best :D.

55. LAST PERSON ON YOUR MISSED CALL LIST?:
A guy I know. Or atleast think I do.

56. WHAT WAS THE LAST TEXT MESSAGE YOU RECEIVED?:
"Revealed, you rock. Life without you is like a desert with no oasis in sight. Let's please go out tonight and drink the seconds away. Together. For the rest of our lives."

And then there's the truth and all.
"so did you finish the tissue culture?"

You get to pick. Don't ever say I'm not good to you guys.

58. NUMBER OF PILLOWS?:
3. Minimum.

59. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW?:
Shorts, tank top.

60. PICK A LYRIC, ANY LYRIC:
I got lost in the sounds
I hear in my mind
All those voices
I hear in my mind

This tag is really, really, really long and I find I cannot complete it herein! So: to be continued shortly. Pliss to not go away, or even if you do to come back. At decent hours. Or indecent hours. We likes indecent hours.